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This is a fun toy with a nice, tapered head. The flared base makes this toy easy to use anally.

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You ever wanted to fuck an octopus? Me too!! Take a deep dive into some fishy pussy and see how you can make your sex slave sea monster serve you.

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I absolutely recommend getting one. If you’ve ever thought about adding something a little more quirky to your collection. The bumps and ridges are noticeable enough for this to be something that none of my other current toys can provide, the suction cup is actually decent, AND it’s strap-on harness compatible!

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I'm happy to see Solina Toys branching out into fantasy dildos with their first model, Monsta. Monsta is a werewolf themed dildo with fantastic dual-density, body-safe silicone, a suction cup, squishy testicles, and, best of all, is affordably priced at $69.99. I really loved stretching with Monsta, whereas my wife was thrilled to have a dual-density dildo that fits her girth preferences. We both think that the toy could use a bit more of a curve for better g-spot & p-spot stimulation, but overall we're both really happy with Monsta. This is NOT a toy for beginners, as the girth is pretty substantial, however it does make for an excellent stepping stone for those looking to try fantasy dildos.

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A simple and easy to use masturbator. It has a compact design and has a number of features that help it stand out like being splashproof and handheld. At first glance, I did not think I would keep this in my collection but due to the ease of use and the one handed function, it will definitely be a keeper. However, at the time of the review, the price is around $75, if you're looking for a more budget automatic masturbators, I would choose something else.

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Overall I have no complaints about it, but at the same time, no real praise. I like that it glows in the dark, the suction cup is solid, and the size is decent. It's fairly priced and well-made. I got enjoyment out of this one, but there isn't much unique that makes this stand out. That being said: If you have an interest in creature toys, I'd still pick it up. It will definitely still make for a pleasurable ride.

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My verdict is to forget this toy and find something better at a similar price point, or if you're looking for something truly unique, be willing to splurge a bit more. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and this disappointing friend is definitely sinking to the bottom. From packaging to performance to materials, this was a total miss. Basically, spend your money elsewhere and don't end up wondering why this toy's one defining feature is suddenly leaving you in the dark.

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Sveinn the Buck in size (small), is overall awesome for beginners, but also more experienced toy owners. I would like to try it out in a larger size next time, because personally, I like to try to challenge myself. But, the high quality silicon is poured to perfection and the glitter in the color I chose is gorgeous. You can tell it's made with quality workmanship. I highly recommend it to anyone looking to step up their dildo/sex toy game.

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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Enter the world of state-of-the-art, motorized Scandinavian male masturbation with The Handy. From its big black box discreet packaging to the heavyweight apparatus that holds the cup-like ribbed sleeve that connects you to the unit via its 'TruGrip' band, really what doesn’t this jerk-offer do? Online you can hook up to the 'Handyverse' (QR Code included with the instructions) and synchronize the machine to video and VR headsets. In this mode, you can also have a partner manipulate your strokes and speed via remote control. Offline, it becomes a highly versatile masturbator with a bunch of speeds and vibration modes. And with no battery running the motor, you just plug the Handy in, then yourself, and away you go. While this might not be the easiest machine to fit on yourself, and it does tend to get a little heavy the longer you are in it, you pay for what you get here....one of the higher-end motorized male masturbators on the market today.

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The Handy – The Only Hand You’ll Ever Need? 🤔 Alright, let's be honest - Karl and I originally wanted to keep this short and sweet, but The Handy just gets us talking.... and talking... 😅 Seriously, this interactive stroker is like the Swiss Army Knife of pleasure. From its insane customization options and impressive power to the endless rabbit hole of interactive content online, it feels like we've only scratched the surface after a full year of use! If you're short on time, skip right ahead to whatever sparks your interest - we promise there’s plenty to explore. But if you're ready for the full story (and maybe a laugh or two), settle in, because there's a LOT to unpack here! 🍿😉

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The Couple claims to offer internal and external pleasure but doesn’t do either one well. The product isn’t reliable and retails for a much higher price because of its luxe look rather than what it can actually do. Do yourself a favor and buy a rabbit-style vibrator that offers both internal and external pleasure, or for the money you would’ve spent on Deia’s toy, get yourself a bullet and a G-spot massager and spend less. A few innovations—like a pretty color and a charging station—don’t make up for a vibe that just doesn’t offer reliable use.

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Y’all when I tell you I did not know what I was getting into with this toy. I have some grievances with it but they’re not dealbreakers or nothing.

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After spending some quality time with the Syrrhin from Loot Cave Toys, I can say it’s a truly unique and versatile addition to any collection. The design is both aesthetically pleasing and functional, with its subtle "S" curve, prominent textures, and that satisfying knot. The soft 00-30 silicone strikes a great balance between firmness and flexibility, making it comfortable while still delivering a solid, pleasurable experience. The Syrrhin really shines in its ability to adapt to different preferences. Whether you're into slow, sensual play or more intense, deep stimulation, this toy has you covered. The lack of a suction cup might be a drawback for some, but it’s easily worked around with a bit of creativity, and the strap-on compatibility adds even more possibilities. Overall, the Syrrhin offers a dynamic and enjoyable experience that’s well worth exploring, especially if you’re looking for something that pushes boundaries in a comfortable, satisfying way.

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This toy looks amazing, but it's a little lackluster. If you're looking for a dildo to use with your hands, then this might be the one for you. I will say that it's a little flimsy, but you could make it work if you're determined enough. The size is amazing and so is the visual design, but the lack of sturdiness and the silicone feeling kinda disappointed me.

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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